Siti Sifir's Share-Out Space: Your Job In One Funny Sentence

Thursday, July 01, 2010

Your Job In One Funny Sentence

Bismillah,

Now tell me about your job in one funny sentence. Keep others smiling with yours... :P

Read this and you will wonder, your job still has the fun thing

Pasha Danishek

is workin hard at hardly workin

3 jam yang lalu · · Tanda

Rhonda L. M. Tipton

I worked on a horse farm, where I was known as the top professional pile-it.

3 jam yang lalu · · Tanda

Alina G Dima

i give viagra to horny bastards :))

3 jam yang lalu · ·

kurang daripada 6 orang · Tanda

Terri Persico Rimmer

I clean up four-legged messes.

3 jam yang lalu · · Tanda

Sarindar Rattan

You are funny

3 jam yang lalu · · Tanda

Dana Van Wyk

I clean up two legged messes!

3 jam yang lalu · · Tanda

Lori Kaiser McDowell

I work with mostly the last 3 letters of the alphabet.

3 jam yang lalu · · Tanda

Sylvie Millette

I help you get dressed. :)

3 jam yang lalu · · Tanda

Stephanie Sweeney

if guns kill people can I blame my pencil/pen for mis-spelt words...I work for the newspaper!

3 jam yang lalu · ·

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Sarika Jain

My job is to get you a job

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kurang daripada 2 orang · Tanda

Yo Joeade

I shoot couples on their wedding day!

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kurang daripada 9 orang · Tanda

Santosh Fernandes

Irritate people who call for help.(i quit my job a few weeks ago)

3 jam yang lalu · · Tanda

Lucy Sandoval

I am bilingual; I speak English and geek.

3 jam yang lalu · · Tanda

Nancy Lee

I place tidbits in people's minds-teacher.

3 jam yang lalu · · Tanda

Dana Van Wyk

actually I have the privlege of taking care of and loving a wonderful human being who in return offers me unconditional love, support, laughter, and peace of mind. so when he leaves his dirty clothes 6 inches from the hamper, I remind myself of all the wonderful benefits I receive just by being together.

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kurang daripada 3 orang · Tanda

Jay Purandare

i write the true stories which never happened . M a fiction novelist

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Anne Roberts

I provide therapy for laptops abused by their human owners. I work the IT helpdesk @ an all boy's highschool.

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Meighan Fushi

I inject people with questionable substances whilst dodging punches in the face. I'm a nurse on an alzheimer's unit.

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kurang daripada 4 orang · Tanda

Candice Rochat

"No, nonono, yes, maybe, just wait till your daddy gets home.."Full time mom and homeschool teacher for my kids....

3 jam yang lalu · ·

kurang daripada 3 orang · Tanda

Hassan Gul

Internie: I work without pay.

3 jam yang lalu · · Tanda

Alina G Dima

that s not funny ...that s sad =))

3 jam yang lalu · · Tanda

Leiyolan Vashum

I listen to doctoral eccentricities - I'm a student :D

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kurang daripada 2 orang · Tanda

Hassan Gul

@Alina its funny as i get more offers then proffesionals. :)

3 jam yang lalu · · Tanda

Mark Browning

I'm not a librarian, but I play one on TV.

3 jam yang lalu · · Tanda

Shireen Abedin

I'm a professional amateur..always wading into areas that I hardly know abt....I am a social communications researcher :-D

3 jam yang lalu · · Tanda

Moona Nasir

love when ppl show reactions on policy changes... im HR person

2 jam yang lalu · · Tanda

Charlotte LeVasseur

Cruising the internet and all possible media for gainful employment.

2 jam yang lalu · · Tanda

Sandipan Roy

I do copy paste!

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Antonia Šabalja

I work from dawn till dark and you still can't see what I've done...

2 jam yang lalu · · Tanda

Mohammad Irfan Khan

I invite people to the pathway of peace, love and harmony....:)

2 jam yang lalu · · Tanda

Lina Rindfleisch

Domestic Engineer, my team calls me mommy lol need I say more

2 jam yang lalu · · Tanda

Pherie Saputro

I am a simultaneous interpreter. I crap on someone's crap.

2 jam yang lalu · · Tanda

Arman Raza

One girl used to ask from another girl, a classmate of mine that, "why does Arman ignore you ?" The girl who was asked did not know about her secret crush on me. - Arman about most funny flirts in graduate school.

about an hour ago · · Tanda

Carol Jordan

I'm a tax preparer. Client seem to think WE know what their itemized deductions are based on a card from Goodwill.

about an hour ago · · Tanda

Shaley Hinolan D

I tell customer's how to solve their own problems. I'm a tech support located overseas.

about an hour ago · · Tanda

Arman Raza

oops, I read it quickly and missed, it was about job, not what happened at job. Ok here it is.

we do human repair works and maintenance ( we are doctors ), lolz.

about an hour ago · · Tanda

Sana Fazal Elyas

I make sure that when the plane crashes people get out safely...I am an aerospace eng wrkng on crashworthiness of A/c

about an hour ago · · Tanda

Regina Christina Nebrija

I work with the man who does human repair works and maintenance - and sees to it everything is in good working condition before discharge. I'm a NURSE.

about an hour ago · · Tanda